Adventures in Curtsyland!

Monday, October 6, 2008

Brocabulary





The only way to describe the newest tome at CB is to take it directly off the back cover of the book itself. I mean, after reading the following, I'm sure you can see why.....

Bro-cab-u-lary (n.): A revolutionary new lexicon for bonding with your bros
Put down your BlackBerry, you PDA-hole, and cancel that masturdate it's time for Brocabulary: a bawdy new dicktionary. This crucial addition to your guybrary will put you in the testosterzone, whether you're being fandiloquent at the game or barticulating during a fargone-versation. Find out how to:
Define your stripping point (the precise number of J├Ąger shots that make a woman want to get naked with you).
Calculate your cock stock and start seeing your life as full of pussibilities.
Elect yourself the next Abraham Drinkin' and make an Inebriation Proclamation ("Four whores and seven beers ago . . .").
Stop brocrastinating! It's time to become everyone's guydol by leaving your mark on dudescussions for generations to come.


Kinda hard to paraphrase - oui?


It always makes me happy when the UPS man brings us a new shipment from our friends at Voluspa. I love their candles, and burn them on a daily basis in my apartment. This shipment is full of warm, fallish scents like Burmese Rosewood and Baltic Amber. I love that these candles not only smell great, but that they have a long burn time and the coolest containers!

XOXO

Curtsy Mama

Mary Jo

Don't forget the Curtsylicious Recipe Exchange Party this Wednesday, october 8th from 6:30 - 8PM. Bring a copy of your favorite recipe to share. If you feel like makin a sample, we're not gonna stop you, but it'sn not a requirement. We'll provide samples of our own favorites and some sparkling libations as well. Also all Box Girls Box of Questions products will be 10% off. A great holiday gift!


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