Adventures in Curtsyland!

Sunday, November 11, 2007

CB Hates Bad People

We had our first known shoplifting incident today!! I feel so sad and violated :-( I noticed that a very pretty pink moc croc flask was missing from the sales floor. After Curtsy Mama confirmed she hadn't sold it.....a particular lady who had been in earlier came to both our minds first. We rewound the security tapes and sure enough.....that lady was under the impression payment wasn't required for that pretty flask. Unfortunately, I am not sure she was aware that if you steal from Curtsyland you will FOREVER be cursed with a terrible fashion sense...NO ONE will talk to you at parties again EVER...and ice cream & cupcakes will FOREVER taste like dog poo. Ooohhh.....and you will ALWAYS be on the Curtsy Girl's Shit List. Too bad for her.

In happier news.......we received the only cookie cutters you will need this holiday season. Sure to bring a smile and giggle out of any recipient.....the ABC (Already Been Chewed) Cookie Cutters bake perfect little maimed Gingerbread Men. You don't even have to worry about how your cookies taste if throwing a holiday bash.....just watch amused as your guests leave them behind on the tray. We also received a fabulous cutting board that can be stored away right on the shelf with your cookbooks. The cutting board appears to be a book and is titled Romeo & Julienne....tee hee!!



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